Instagram

arf 1 arf2 arf3 arf4 arf5Warby Parker (Winston) glasses// Target Tee// Forever 21 polka dot cardi// Old Navy jacket// PacSun pants// Target booties.

Let’s get one thing straight: I LOVE Instagram. I’m constantly checking my profile, I love posting pictures, it’s seriously one of my favorite things ever.

But there are a few aspects of IG that have me in a bit of a quandry and I’d like to share my concerns.  I’d love to hear your thoughts as well!

- First off, let’s talk about all of these fake celebrity profiles. Why in the world are you posting a million and one pictures of another person, as if you were that person?! Does anyone else find this a bit south of strange? Ten to one most of the people doing this are just kids wanting to feel cool, but then you have the one creepy old man who’s posing as Miley Cyrus and that’s when things get weird my friend.

- #why #are #we #hash #tagging #every #single #word #? I really don’t understand it. I mean I understand hash tagging, but are they’re really that many people tagging #she? and #it? and #fun? #girl? #me? I could go on for ages. When I have to scroll down to see all of your hash tags, I think it’s a bit much.

- food pics. I understand when say, you cooked a meal for the first time in ever and you want to show off. I’ll applaud you’re efforts just like everyone else. Or say you go to some swanky restaurant and want to show off your plate of whatever, I’m fine with that too, I”ll even comment if it looks appetizing. When 95% of your pictures are food, and it’s things like you’re McDonald’s burger or you with a Starbucks cup? I’m not interested and frankly, I think it’s strange that anyone is.

- inappropriate selfies. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about the selfie, just check out my profile if you don’t believe me. But when you’ve cut your face off to get more of the twins, or you’re taking a bathroom pic in your sports bra, or GUYS if you’re taking pictures at the gym with your pants hanging down? Or oooh my favorites, when you post pictures of yourself crying. Lord knows I look like an absolute gremlin when I shed tears, why on Earth do you think I’d want to see you crying? It just depresses me and then I’ve got to worry about what kind of family situation you have, and if you have the proper kind of parenting in your life, or if you need some counseling and frankly that’s just too much for me to have to worry about during my IG break at work.  Let’s just not.

I’m sure I could go on for ages but I’ll stop at these four, they have me in the most of a puzzle. If anyone could explain these phenomenon to me in relatively simple terms I would appreciate it. Or you can just stop posting stupid pictures and then we’d all be happy. Or as happy as I can get when I haven’t had a Dr. Pepper.

 

How Lovely to Be A Woman

If you don’t know the song from which this blog title originated, go. Go now. Buy the musical. Watch it. Love it. Sing it forever. You’re welcome.

 

One of my favorite parts of this holiday season are the parties. I adore dressing up and getting together with friends for a snazzy little Christmas party.

If you try to tell me that you’re having a Christmas party but it’s a “casual” party, I will probably punch you in the face. What is the point of a casual christmas party? Unless it’s an ugly sweater party or a Christmas pajama party, why on earth would I waste such a great opportunity to get all dolled up and bust out some unnecessary glitter?

sparkle sleeve dress c/o EShakti// sash stolen from this dress//Target polka dot tights// Charlotte Russe wedges

Oh and this dress is probably one of my favorite holiday dresses. I was able to custom fit it especially for me. If you haven’t checked out eshakti you really should, they’ve got some great dresses available right now and an equally great sale going on!

linking up with Rolled Up Pretty and The Pleated Poppy!

Did you notice the mistletoe above? The lake by my house has mistletoe all around it, if only you are brave enough to scale a tree and get it. I am perfectly capable of admitting to my lack of bravery, especially when it’s about 30 degrees outside and the wind is seriously proving it’s “sweeping down the plains” abilities.

So this happened instead. Brothers are the best.

 

I like big hats and I cannot lie

Target hat and sunnies//Seams to Be snood// Forever 21 jacket// Old Navy tee// Pacsun coated jeans// Target socks// Charlotte Russe heels makeup// Revlon super lustrous in Violet Frenzy// hair: simple side braid.


I saw this hat at Target and I just couldn’t resist. Huge, obnoxiously colored hat on sale? Yes please! I paired it with my Seams to Be snood because apparently teal isn’t obnoxious enough on it’s own, I had to bring in the oh so popular ox blood to make a pretty sweet contrast if you ask me. Some call it oxblood, we here in the Sooner state call it Crimson.Whatever floats your boat.

It’s Turkey week folks! I’m super excited, not only for the huge mound of mashed potatoes I shall be consuming very soon, but for the extra long weekend I’m getting. So thanks Pilgrims, for making a holiday where it’s totally acceptable to over indulge in food and nap the day away.

Also, the winner of the 7th & West Giveaway is Melissa! YAY! Check back tomorrow for ANOTHER giveaway! WHAT?! Ya you heard me. It’s crazy town over here.

 

 

Dang You Early Sunsets

 

stylemint vest//forever 21 top// Pacsun pants//Target boots// Hair: scrunch slept on/side pony// makeup: grey and black shadow

These early evening are becoming quite detrimental to the future of this here blog folks. I’ve been staying till around 6 at work and by the time I get out it’s literally pitch-black outside.

How am I supposed to take fabulous (stretching that one a bit) pictures if there is no sun? Apparently after buying a fairly expensive camera I must now buy an equally expensive flash to make sure I don’t look like a one dimensional ghost in outfit pictures for the next 3ish months. le sigh! Unfortunately the budget does not allow for such large purchases
so I’m going to need some advice friends.

Anyone have some good tips on taking pictures inside, after the sun has gone down? I’d really appreciate it!

In other news, it’s Friday! YAY! And Thanksgiving is next week! YAY! Lot’s of sleeping and eating shall be accomplished around here. Pure madness I tell ya. Pure madness.

DON’T FORGET// enter the 7th & West Giveaway! Winner will be announced next week!

Happy weekend!

Thrifting

I’m not much of a thrifter.

Let me explain: I don’t thrift because I CAN’T thrift.

Some people can walk into a thrift store and find AMAZING things. They see the beauty in the hideous. The potential in the potential-less.

I walk into a thrift store and feel like I need to take a shower in straight bleach.

I’m just not good at digging through a bunch of crap for hours only to finding nothing of value. I end up coming home with TONS of crap that will stay crap because it really is just that. CRAP. Can I say crap one more time? CRAP.

Give me a good garage sale, a great estate sale, a nice flea market, and WHAM BAM, thank you ma’am, we’ll be right on track. But put the word THRIFT into the store name (or a derivative of the word thrift, like consignment or gently used or whatever) and I lose my powers.

It’s sad, really.

So when I stopped by the thrift store the other day to look for some fabrics for a project, I didn’t have high hopes. I found a hideous fur coat, one tiny slab of lace, and then WHAMMY. I find this skirt.

 It was about 8 miles longer than this, and smelled of fermented cat pee, but that didn’t matter because I could SEE THE POTENTIAL. The scales had been lifted my friends.

I don’t think I’ll be testing my new skills out any time soon though. I probably went through 6 years of wretched shopping just to accumulate this one steal, so my odds aren’t that great.Sample Sale anyone?

and yes, I did just chop off the bottom of the skirt and leave it hemless. I might have found my thrifting mojo, but it didn’t come with any sewing skills.

urban outfitters sunnies//forever 21 jacket// Express tee (old)// thrifted skirt// Lulu’s heels

hair: scrunched with Garnier mouse and left to sleep on.

Makeup: Revlon Ravish Me Red

Sassy ponies and a Sissy shirt.

Primark bow cuff top, Pacsun pants, Shoedazzle booties.

Hair: HUGE pompadour with a ratty pony. Tutorial?

Makeup: Silver, blue, and black smoky eye.

I found a blog the other day that briefly described their hair and makeup, and then if there was a few positive responses, she would go back and give a tutorial. I can’t for the life of me find the blog again, but I liked the idea so I thought I’d try it! let me know watcha think!

Do you ever have those items in your closet that give you a certain feeling? Leather jackets make me feel like a bad A,  white oxfords make me feel super traditional, etc etc.

This shirt makes me feel like the biggest sissy ever. It’s sheer and ruffly and pink and has big huge bows on the cuffs. How much more girly can you get? So every time I’ve put it on, I’ve struggled on what to style it with. I don’t want to look like I’m 12, but jeans look too casual.

So I mixed a little rocker and a little princess and came up with this: some leather-esque pants, super dramatic hair and makeup, and my sissy-shirt.

What do you think? Good mixture, or do I look like I might be schizophrenic?

Linking with Rolled Up Pretty and The Pleated POppy Today!

Weekend Updates

Forever 21 top and sweater//Gap cords (from last year)// Gap flats//borrowed necklace//Gap trench

Somehow I ended up wearing 3 of the 4 items I own from Gap in one outfit, and I didn’t even realize it until just now. Strange.

Welp it’s Monday again folks! I hope you all had a wonderful weekend. Mine was gloriously refreshing. I think we should have Daylight Savings every day. An extra hour of sleep has made this girl super happy.

I mentioned a while back that my mom and I are putting some merchandise together to sell in a local market, The Feathered Nest. This weekend we got everything tagged and ready to go! YAY! We’re planning on having everything set up this week, so make sure and check it out!

Here’s my life via Instagram:

 1. Oh Deer canvas for The Shop! 2. little sister and I on the way to church 3. darling little bottle garland that’s going in the The Shop 4. Dyed my hair this weekend! Scarf tutorial coming this week :) 5. Yummy coffee in my Anthro mug 6. Poor Maverick had to be shaved. He’s so ashamed. 7. My new sweggings. Sweater Leggings. 8. New favorite show! 9. My love.

Happy Monday!

Mr. Darcy’s other Relationship

H&M stripey top// Stylemint plaid vest// Primark necklace// Forever 21 leather skirt// Shoedazzle ankle booties// hand me down belt// Francesca’s watch


Hey guys, just a tip: when your hair looks like that ^ it’s time to dye it again!

HAPPY FRIDAY! WOOHOO!! I don’t know about you guys, but I am SUPER ready for this weekend. I have zero plans and zero intentions of making plans, other than I’m going to spend as much time as possible with my sweet Mr. Darcy.

See, although Mr. Darcy loves me best he does have another relationship,and it’s one that frequently gets in the way of OUR relationship. It’s a rather tumultuous, love/hate relationship, but it’s a relationship all the same. It has all of the right ingredients: commitment, mutual respect, trust, matching outfits…

Before you all start freaking out and thinking my fiance is openly cheating on me, let me explain that this relationship involves a goal, sport paraphernalia, and a bunch of sweaty boys.

Yes, Mr. Darcy is a football player. Soccer player for us American folks, but that is a term used ONLY if you are forced, so football it is. And in between the months of August and December I literally share my fiance with this sport. It is his other girlfriend. His hideous, smelly, sometimes painful, always obnoxious other girlfriend. She takes him away at the most inopportune moments, beats him up so he doesn’t want to do anything but ice his legs, and exhausts him to the point that my weekend evolves into playing Nurse to the biggest baby you will ever meet.

Boys are really the strangest creatures. Mr. Darcy could play a game in which he flies through the air and lands on his back, slides into a tackle and tears his entire leg up, and gets into a fight with the other team and yet he will still say, ” put me in Coach, I’m ready to play!”. But as soon as that game is officially over, as soon as that whistle is blown, he suddenly realizes he’s human. His legs hurt, his back hurts, his face hurts, and all he wants is to go home, snuggle on the couch while I make him a cup of tea, and not move for at least 24 hours.

Yes, I will openly admit, I am jealous of a sport. Football (soccer) steals all of his attention, all of his energy, all of his time, and I get whatever is left over.

BUT NOT THIS WEEKEND. Unfortunately, Mr. Darcy has an A-typical sprain in his ankle so he didn’t go on the trip to play this weekend. YAY- uh I mean- awwwww.

You better believe I’m going to be the biggest attention seeking brat you’ve ever seen this weekend. We’ve got a lot of time to make up for Mr. D. I think we shall first start with a Rom Com movie marathon, then possibly move on to a shopping trip, followed by a frozen yogurt date…

MUAHAHAHAH!

Happy weekend folks!

 

Now that THAT’S out of the way

Halloween #1: Anchorman (men?) and KatnissKatniss, Mary Poppins, and a VampireHalloween #2: Last minute skeletons

Don’t get me wrong: I do like Halloween.

I like the costumes and the candy and the parties and the candy and the fun decorations and the candy…

But it doesn’t scream FALL to me.

When I think of Fall, I think of crisp days and cozy nights, pumpkin pie and afternoon naps. I think of FAMILY and all the crazy, obnoxious, endearing ways that they have burrowed into my heart, not just because I’m stuck with them forever but because I truly LIKE my family.

I think of great big pots of steaming soup, and walking around downtown with my hands permanently clasped around a cup of hot chocolate or apple cider.

November is for upholding traditions, and making new ones. It’s for putting up the Christmas decorations early because my sister wants them for her birthday at the end of the month. It’s for celebrating the day that I finally got my head on straight and said yes when Mr. Darcy asked me to be his girlfriend for the upteenth time. It’s for eating WAY too much mashed potatoes, but it’s ok because Mom made a huge pot of them and they’ll go to waste if you don’t eat your weight in potatoes.

So Halloween is fun. Halloween is fine. But give me my TRUE Fall- November.